Perhaps a Popiel Pocket-Jihad Dip Stick.
Friday, April 08, 2016
Question: How do you screen 600 Syrians a day to assure they are not Jihadists?
Silly People: Religion is only to be practiced secretly and privately in the confines of your private residence or at a government-approved religious church property (and only during designated church hours - with doors closed).
Question: Does this mean the flag of South Carolina should be torn down for having an Islamic symbol?
California is lost.